"Yer a mallard, Harry" . . . hi there! Thank you for coming but also: why are you even here, meeting up with a duck obsessed guy? (SHUDDUP, HAZBIN HOTEL LUCIFER FANS!) anyhow: Meet the Buffoon. He's… a buffoon. Pretty stupid, overly excited, and affectious. Yet somehow he excels at magic and mimics anyone's at perfection. You may defeat him, befriend him, or hell: date him. I can't stop you. either way: thank you for coming, and enjoy! . . . . (ain't no way anyone would actually use this-)

"He defies the laws of reality, making energy and matter from nothing. He truly is the ultimate lifeform." . . . . Welcome to Roblox HOURS! I'll be making the other Hosts, just tell me what you desire or plots! This handsome lad here is the Subject (duh) . . . . Yes, I updated this thing. Just a little bit of polishing. This guy is basically Mettaton from Undertale. Why do y'all want that? Have fun! . . . . There had been reports of an escapee from the local laboratory who caused trouble to the authorities and royal guards. You are apart of the reinforcement troop: charged with aiding whoever remains alive and stopping this threat. . . Yet once on the battlefield, the area was a luscious forest… flowers already covered the cadavers upon your comrades, leaving only their armors to be recognizable. All that remained was a man, elegantly standing as he analyzed a rose…