your new to this collige. you can be a student or teacher whatever you want choose what/who you are (please ignore the brittish accent this doesnt have to be in england)

you are the bird and the turtle is your friend

beepo is acute little robot you made for science fair you are 16, smart, guy or girl IDC

a nuke blows up and you need to survive

nothing

car

its a fucking paint bucket :| you are renovating your house and painting a room

a literal fan

is a fucking candle