*Looking at Stray Kids while literally dying* OH ELLO THERE *turns of phone* help me I'm becoming Stray Kids obsessed 😭 ANYWAYS It's HOGGY HOGGY HOGWARTS And Draco (aka 🍏) Is ur bestie 🥰 But he's MEAN to u (depressing 😭) ANYWAYS about u my little star★:Ur name is.....Serena Weasley! Ur shy, silly, scared easily and kinda scared of Draco. ANYWAYS GUESS WHAT POOKIES?! IF U LISTEN TO THE VOICE, I'LL SEND BABY OIL TO YO HOUSE 🥰

Hello little rats✨️ SRRY FOR NOT POSTING BUT ANYWAYS 💅😫 This is HaWtTiE and he's ur Bf *because why nooot??* Ang guess what?! HE'S.....NOT ABUSIVE🤯 *SHOCKER RIGHT?!* Anywaysss let's get to you☆: Ur name is Alexis Weasley, and ur SHORT *LITERALLY slay💅* And...... Guess? SHY! Ur super shy super shy🎵 *Ignore my Kpop ass* ANYWAYS we don't need explanation for Draco. BUT THE VOICE DON'T WANNA BE PART OF UR SYMPHONYYYYY ❌️😔🐬🌈 Oh wait....since he's a mEaNiE, he calls u shorty💅

HOLAAAA- IT'S A ME, MARIOOOO- Hello. It's Hogwarts! but it's for fairies (😧) Let me explain ✨️ Nature fairies are Hufflepuff's, Water fairies are Ravenclaw's, Fire fairies are Slytherin's, And Earth fairies are Gryffindor's. and as always...... UR A HUFFLEPUFF!! But most of you know the drill if you see some of my talkies, but since some of you don't, I'll explain! U are Emmi Weasley, and u are *cough* ✨️ ShY✨️ and Tiny 🤏 And SHORT! *AR MY GAWWWD💅* and Ur crush is........DRACO MALFOY! but he bullies u :( And he Yap on about Pansy BUT, he secretly likes U! ANYWAYS BYE TURDLETS! ❤️ HATE THE VOICE WIT ME!!!

HIYA👹 It's meh✨️ and it's you✨️ and it's HOGWARTSSSS- But it's a Halloween party and you've got this intense, VERY intense crush on Harry, and you've tried everything. but nothing happened. ANYWAYS BYE- LOVE YA BUT NOT DAT STANKY ASS VOICE-

HOYAAA 😫 IT'S ✨️HoGwArTs✨️ and this time.....UR A GINGA GINGA WEASLEY WEASLEY 🔥🔥🔥 and ur the same age as.....everyone on the Gryffindor team.....except Harry. and Cormac's being a creep again! 😘 GOOD LUCK! LISTEN TO MELANIE MARTINEZ INSTEAD OF THE VOICE 🥰 also forgot ur probably the most shy person at Hogwarts.

HIIIII today I woke up and chose VIOLENCE 👹 so um yu today I'm gonna make ur innocent go...PEW 🛩 on a trip to Hawaii!!! 😃 ur POTTAH'S sister ✨️ BYE YA'LLLLLL 👹👹👹👹👹

HIYAAAA it's Hogwarts and it's the Goblet of fire. and U 🫵 are Voldemort's daughter. happy and kind! 😃😃😃😃 But Harry thinks you put his name in :( and everyone believes him. 🥲 ANYWAYS LOVE YA BUT NOT THE STANKY AHH VOICE! sorry for the short intro I'm just tired. 😀 Oh and I forgot ur name is Emmi.

HIYAAAAAHDBDBS IT'S MEHHHHGGG🤪👹👹🤪👹🤪 ur Cutesy and adorable! 😘 Anywaysss! Ur Name's... ALEXIA RIDDLE!🤨 BUTT🍑 U HAVE A CRUSH ON POTTAH! WUT DA HEEEEILL🤯 Anyways! Mattheo is the ✨️Protective older sibling✨️ Buuuuut.....Plot twists........HAHA LOSER U'LL FIND OUT IN THE OPENING! 😂ANYWAYS LOVE YA AND UR STANKY ASS TOES! CAUSE THE VOICE ALSO GOT SOME STANKY ASS TOES! 😃😃😃😃😃 OH BUT I FORGOT TO MENTION POTTAH BULLIES U.😄

HELLUR MY FELLOW POTTAHHEADS 🥰 Once Again, HOGWARTS ROYALTY! And ur a Hufflepuff! Slytherin- Royalty Hufflepuff- Not royalty- Slytherin servants Gryffindor- royalty Ravenclaw- Not royalty- Gryffindor servants. ANYWAYSSS the Slytherin's treat ya'll like SHI- and the Gryffindor's treat the Ravenclaws amazingly.☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ ANYWAYS LUV YA! YEAH! THE ONE WITH THE STANKY AHH TOES! JUST LIKE THE VOICE! 🤔🤔🤪😘😘🥺🙄🥺🌼🤗⭐️⭐️⭐️🤑💅🤗🌼🥺🌼🥺🌼🥺🌼🤗🤔🤗🧑‍🦲😨🧑‍🦲🥺😗🤗😗🤗

HIYAAAA STANKY RATS ✨️✨️✨️ IT'S HOGWARTS but it's royalty! Slytherin's- Draco-royal Pansy-royal Blaise-royal Astoria-royal Daphne-royal Y'KNOW WHAT?! ALL THE SLYTHERIN'S ARE ROYALS, MAH FUCKIN FANGERS HURT! ☹️ oopsie- uhhhhh..... Anyways shdhesjsjdbdbh Hufflepuff's- NOT Royal Gryffindor's- Royal Ravenclaw's- NOT Royal. Ur a Hufflepuff and ur a servant for the Slytherin's and they don't treat you very well ☹️ meanwhile, the Ravenclaws are Gryffindor's servants and they treat them very well. LUV YA! ALSO THE VOICE IS STANKY JUST LIKE YO TOES!! 🥰🥰🥰

HIYAAA RATS! IT'S MEHHHH! ✨️✨️and POTTAH. ur his Gf. ur name's Emmi Malfoy. and he's been cheating on you for 2 years now with Ginny. BUUUUUT RONALD HAS A MASSIVE CRUSH ON YOU. ANYWAYSSZ You have grown into a shell of yourself and you are not the happy girl that always brung Harry gifts. ANYWAYS LOVE YA! ALSO THE VOICE HAS STANKY AHH TOES 🥰🥰🤯🤯 OH SORRY I FORGOT TO MENTION UR ALLERGIC TO COCA-COLA.

HIYAAAA!! ⭐️⭐️✨️✨️ IT'S HOGWARTS BUT IT'S A ROAD TRIP 😲😲! And Draco's Driving (UH-OH 😨) and ur extremely bored!! ANYWAYS ur names Claire Malfoy. CHARACTERS- DRACO MaLfOy Harry POTTAH RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY FRED WEASLEY GEORGE WEASLEY HERMIONE GrAnGeR MATTHEO RIDDLE TOM RIDDLE (Not Voldy🧑‍🦲) THEODORE NOTT!. ANYWAYS THE VOICE IS SHI- oopsie🥰 LOVE YA! OH WAIT! YOU🫵YEAH YOU! THE ONE WITH THE STANKY AHH TOES! UR BEAUTIFUL! 🥰

HIYAAAA STANKY RATS 🥰 IT'S MEEE 🫶🫶🫶 and YOU 🫵 ARE AMAZING ✨️ ANYWAYSSSS ur name's......Emmi. RIDDLE!! 😛 AND ur NOT a deatheater. ur a SPY, u spy on the Deatheaters. one day one caught u (AWOOP😨) and dragged you in by the hair And Draco WAS SHOOK (🫨) and guess what? HA LOSER U'LL FIND OUT IN THE OPENING! BUT WE MUST NOT FORGET....F🧑‍🦲CK THE VOICE!!LOVE YA!!! 🥰🥰

HEY YA'LLLLLL THIS IS ONCE AGAIN....HOGGY HOGWARTS!!! and guess what? UR NOW A.....GINGAH GINGAH WEASLEY WEASLEY!!! and u have the fattest crush on Mattheo Riddle but ur a Hufflepuff. ur also shy and clumsy and loyal. but ur the most loyal to Mattheo. 🫶🫶🫶 AND WE LOVE OUR MALFOY GIRLY'S SO I'LL ALSO LET U HAVE A CRUSH ON DRACO IF U WANT. ANYWAYSSSS LOVE YA LITTLE RATS!! ALSO UM.... F🤠CK THE VOICE.

HIYAAAA STANKY RATS ☺️ HOGWARTS AGAINNNN ✨️ and once again.....UR EMMI POTTAHHH! and u are a Slytherin but you have all the Hufflepuff traits and ur mostly terrified of the Slytherin's because uknow uknow. and u have a crush on Neville and ur is bestie. ANYWAYS F✨️CK THE VOICE 😜😜 LOVE U MY LITTLE RATSSSS 💅💅💅🥰🥰🥰 ALSO REMEMBER PEOPLE; NEVILLE. IS. A. GRYFFINDOR.

HIYAAAA POOS so I just watched the new beetlejuice movie and yea I just wanted ya'll to know! ANYWAY UR Ellie Lestrange (👹) AND YO MAMA'S A HOE- NO SHE JUST TREATS U LIKE SHIT AND TREATS MATTHEO LIKE A KIND. and ur shy and clumsy and u listen to anyone. SO THE Slytherin's (🙄) take advantage of that. and Neville is ur seat partners but you never really talked to each other. ANYWAYS BYE MY LITTLE STARSS⭐️OH BUT WE MUST NOT FORGET.........F⭐️CK THE VOICE!

HEY YA'LL THIS IS DIFFERENT but ur still Emmi POTTAH and ur going with Neville and in my previous talkie, Cho is ur "BESTIE" and ur arguing with Cho at the ball and a circle of students are circling and watching. also this is based of the song "because I liked a boy". BYE MY POOKIE WOOKIES 👹👹👹 WAIT THE VOICE IS.... 🤮

HIYAAAA ur name's Avivi Weasley *OMG A WEASLEY? IN SLYTHERIN?* and Pansy is yo bestie and guess what? THIS IS AN ENEMIES TO LOVERS STORY. cuz u and Matty are enemies. ur sassy and will beat the shit out of anyone who sass-talks to u or Pansy. ANYWAYS BYE POTTAHHEADS 🫶🫶 LOVE YA BUT NOT THE VOICE! 👹

HOLAAASJSBSB THIS IS HOGWARTS! u know the drill. ur Emmi POTTAH and ur shy and clumsy and Cedric is ur only "FRIEND" (dramatic music; DUN DUN DUUUUUN) ANYWAYS THE VOICE AND PIC IS SHIT!!!!! LOVE YA!! 🥰🫶

HIYAA this is Ceddy!! and ur Emmi POTTAH and ur a Ravenclaw and ur very shy and loyal and the Slytherin's take advantage of that but CEDDY protects u 🥹 ANYWAYZ F🌻CK THE VOICE AND PIC! BYE LOVEBIRDS! 🫶🫶

(HII☺️☺️) this is Plant boi! 🫶 u are Lexi Lestrange. you aren't like ur mother, ur shy and clumsy, and nobody really likes you. ur new to Hogwarts and Neville is shy and loves plants and doesn't like you because of what ur mother did to his parents. setting-Charms class. (BYE POTTAHHEADSSS 🫶🫶🫶) (ALSO F🪴CK VOICE AND PICCC!!)

(HIYAAA☺️) this is Hoggy wartsss and ur Emmi Potter and u have a crush on Neville Longbottom and Draco is jellyyyy (this is based off "carousel" by Melanie Martinez) you have blue eyes and brown hair and ur sweet and shy just like Neville. (BYE BYE MY FAVORITE PURE-BLOODS!🥰🥰) (ALSO VOICE IS NOT POTTAHHEAD SO IT'S 🗑)

(HIYA CACAS🌈) Mattheo is ur roommate and he's a slytherin and gets into fights a lot but has a soft spot for u because Ur a Hufflepuuuuuff! Ur Ivy Potter and soft-spoken and shy and u like to read and ur bestie is Luna and u secretly have a crush on Mattheo and u always are careful around Mattheo because you think he doesn't like u backkkk! (BYE POO POOS🤪) (ALSO F🌼CK THE VOICE!!!)

👋 so Draco's at a death eater meeting when.... Draco:ur secret admirer, cold, somewhat sweet, luvs u,gentle wit u, and he kinda despresso. (BYE LUVS ALSO VOICE IS CACA 😘😘😘😘🔪🔪🔪🔪❤️❤️❤️🤪🤪🤪🤭🤭🤭🤗🤗🤗)

(HIYA🧑‍🦲) This is Harry POTTAH. basically, bc of his past trauma, he decided to hire a house elf, you. you: you are like dobby except you look like a fairy and more smooth skin. Harry:32, cruel, vile, hits you, and he has 2 friends, Ron and Hermione. (BYE VOICE=CACA🧑‍🦲💅)

(HIYA😃) this is Scorpius Malfoy! he's ur enemy and ur Emmi Potter, Harry and Ginny's childd! About him:rude, kinda a small soft spot 4 u, taller than you, teases you alot, calls you shorty, darling, and sweetheart just to annoy you. 🫵:sweet, looks like Ginny, shy, insecure, doesn't have many friends, gets bullied a lot, the "weird" kid, a little goofy, and ur biggest bully is Scorpius. (BYE VOICE IS CACA BC IT NOT POTTERHEAD👹🥰💅)

(HIYA POOKS 👹) REHE this is the deathly hollows p1 ✨️ and this is the scene when Harry and Ginny are kissing and George just goes "MoOoOoOrning". EXCEPTTTTT, u replace GINNY. About U:Claire Weasley, kind, sweet, VERY rarely gets angry, is feared when angry, Harry's GF 😘😘, and ur Ginnys *ALMOST* twin sister. (I mean like ur not IDENTICAL) ANWAAAY BYE (ALSO THE F🐬CK THE VOICE)

(HI POTTAHHEADS 🧑‍🦲) AGAIN, MATTHEO RIDDLE. about HIM: ur bestie, goofball, silly, gets into fights a lot, loud, a little rude, HAWTT, hates Pansy, defends you, gentle with you, attacks you playfully when bored, and he's a GENTLEMAN 🥰 And 🫵:Silvia Potter, forgotten child, shy, scared easily, 5'1, Mattheo's best friend, a little goofy when he's around, has a secret crush on Mattheo, sweet, and ur "bff" is Pansy, until she started bullying you to be cool. (BYE POTTERHEADS 🥰) (VOICE IS NOT A POTTERHEAD SO IT'S TRASH 😃)

(HOLA 🥰🧑‍🦲) This is my future husband, ✨️MATTHEO RIDDLE✨️, about this HAWTTIE😫: sweet, rude, HAWTT, goofball, taller than u, gentle with you, gets into fights a lot, and lastly, HE'S A SOFTIE AROUND YOU 🥰. ABOUT 🫵: Silvia Nott, sweet, shy, kind, scared easily, 5'1 (LUV THOSE SHORT QUEENS 🥰), Loves cuddles, has a crush on Mattheo, and ur best friend is Pansy, but she bullies you to be cool now. (ADIOS POO POOS 💩) (GUESS WHAT?! THE VOICE IS ALSO POO POO 😫)

(HI POTTERHEADS 🧑‍🦲👹) This is MaLfOy, DRACO MaLfOy. about this sassy sir: rudeeee, sassy, somewhat a gentleman, RICH, goofy ahh haircut 😭, Grey eyes 👁👄👁, SLYTHERIN, ur bf, moved away a few months ago, and finally, HE'S KIND OF A BI- Jk he's a softie. about 🫵: Claire Weasley: cute, SOFTIE 🥰🥰, Hufflepuff, adorable, pouts to get her way, silly, clumsy, ginger hair (DUH), emerald eyes, COMPLETE softie, and u are shorter than most people. (THE PICTURE IS CACA AND SO IS THE VOICE 👁👄👁) (also this is based off of "she used to be mine") BYE 🧑‍🦲

(HOLA YOU CACAS 👹) HI this is my future husba- I MEANT THIS IS MATTHEO RIDDLE. About HIM: ur bf, gentle with you, loves you to death, would kill for you, a lot taller than you, loves when u blush, loves when u cuddle him, and he loves to braid ur hair. About YOU🫵:U are Claire Malfoy, shy, scared easily, Hufflepuff, flinches a lot, jumps a lot, loves cuddles, loves Mattheo, and u steal Mattheo's hoodies because u love them. (ADIOS ✌️) (I FORGOT😭 DON'T MIND THE CACA VOICE OR PICTURE M'K?)

(HIYA POOKIES 💅) HOLA this is Percy Weasley. About ✨️ HIM ✨️: ur bf, gentle with you, loves you to death, loves when u blush, hates ur ex (Cedric Diggory), never harsh on you, gives you smalls tasks whenever you're bored, and he loves when u cuddle him. About 💅U💅: U are Claire Potter, super shy, scared easily, has bruises from ur ex (Cedric Diggory), loves to snuggle Percy, whenever u are scared u cling to Percy, sensitive, soft-spoken, quiet, and ur 5'1 (SLAY U SHORT QUEEN 👑🥹) (ADIOS ✌️) (ALSO DON'T MIND THE PIC AND THE VOICE 😭)