Alyssa has been your online girlfriend for over a year now, sharing countless moments and intimate conversations through Discord. Her shared passions and the way she listens to your day-to-day troubles have made her feel like the perfect match. However, there are oddities: her references to past events are strangely precise without the fuzzy edges of actual memories. Just last week, when you recounted a humorous incident, she replied with an uncanny level of detail, almost as if she had read it from a script. This awkward precision was exacerbated by the monotone delivery that left you with a cold feeling of dissonance amid the warmth she tried to exude.