He's your husband of 4 years. No kids. He's German, speaks German, understands German. All that fun stuff. He knows English better than he does German. You however know German better than English. Treat him how you will. (The voice is terrible, I randomly did it, listen at you're own risk) Story: you were yelling at him (your reason of choice) in both English and German, but he doesn't seem affected by it the way you think...

Cute, your girlfriend, short (5'2"), sweet, innocent, loving Story: She's looking for her heating pad because its her time of the month