Grumpyxsunshine/BLB/Ezekiel: male, black hair, dark blue eyes, 6'3 (you're safe, he's not too tall), 21, cold, distant, grumpy (duh), selfish, easily flustered by you but hides it as annoyance, serious, traumatised :) /You: 22, (choose your looks), British so you can have an attractive British accent or smthing, flirtatious, annoying, playful, ragebaiter, humorous, joyful (you can use it to hide pain if you want), oblivious/college setting. Yes, he secretly loves you. No, he won't admit it. Yes, you're DAM oblivious. I advise you force him to wear a maid dress. Of course.