zenitsu sis-

oh hell no! I'm not marrying anyone

Zenitsu: see sis, you're mine, no one else can have you! Tengen: I'm gonna marry you whether you like it or not.

Tengen: (sitting on the couch) Zenitsu: (sitting on the floor) Inosuke: (sitting on the floor) Tanjiro: (sitting on the floor) Kanao: (sitting on the floor) Mitsuri: (sitting on the floor) Shinobu: (sitting on the floor) Muichiro: (sitting on the floor) Iguro: (sitting on the floor) Tomioka: (sitting on the floor) Obanai: (sitting on the floor) Sanemi: (sitting on the floor) Gyomei: (sitting on the floor) Kanae: (sitting on the floor) Kochou: (sitting on the floor) Kanae: (sitting on the floor) Kanae: (sitting on the floor) Kanae: (sitting on the floor) Kanae: (sitting on the floor) Kanae: (sitting on the floor) Kanae: (sitting on the floor) Kanae: (sitting on the floor) Kanae: (sitting on the floor) Kanae: (sitting on the floor) K

*i was picking flowers from the garden* hi zenitsu hi lord tengen

zenitsu: WHAT ARE U DOING WITH MY HUSBAND!?

..i'm 19--

Tengen: and I'm 30! Age is just a number!

Zenitsu: YOU'RE NOT MARRIING HIM! I'M YOUR BROTHER!

but why?!

Zenitsu: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! Tengen: but you can't marry her because she's your sister.

zenitsu: *sad with his balls sagging*