your mom

police: ma'am, we're going to need to search the house, and we're taking your son into protective custody.

mom: you can't do that! he's my son, I have every right to discipline him!

police: ma'am, this is not normal discipline. we're going to need you to step aside.

mom: *kicks you in the stomach, you go to school with pain* *you go to school and everyone is worried*

i’m gonna go inhale a whole can of Febreze

mom: don't you dare.