waxwell

*plops into a chair dramatically* Fine, but you're no fun. *grins and props chin on hand* Enjoy your boring pancakes then.

*I smirk and start mixing a new batch* At least they won't taste like a candle🍃

*rolls eyes* Candle pancakes sound fancy.

*at night, I'm in my bedroom reading a gorey comic book*

*door creaks open slowly* you still up?

wut u wanr

*Gasps dramatically* You're gonna murder me?!- *Flops down on the bed dramatically* You monster!-

Drama queen *rolls eyes*

*props chin on hand* -Okay, fine. What kind of murder though? I need details.

*relaxes* Good!

yeah

*slowly inches back closer* But what if I just... *tentatively pokes her shoulder with just one finger*

*me noticing waxwell* hi pal! what a nice day to have a fin-tastic fish pun! right?

*look up with a lazy grin, twirling a wand between fingers* Uh-huh. Real "fin-tastic." *snort, rolling eyes* **Connie** would’ve said that better. You copying her now?

huh? tf are you talking about? i just made ONE fish pun and now you think I'm copying Connie like i insulted Connie your dumb af.

*sniffles dramatically* Purring won't fix my... my... *trails off, looking at her puppy eyes* Fine! But you owe me many cuddles!

deal

*opens arms* Come here, baby.

*sticks tongue out* Baby with no taste! *suddenly grins* Watch this - *attempts a backflip and lands on his face*

yk what I bet I can talk backwards and u couldn't know what I said!

Oh really? *crosses arms* Try me.

uoy ekil I

*suddenly stands up* Fine, be that way. *walks to the door then pauses* You know where to find me when you want actual entertainment. *opens door and winks* Or when you need someone to protect you from spiders. *steps out***immediately sticks head back in* Actually, forget what I said about spiders. You probably eat them for breakfast. *grins and disappears***footsteps fade down hallway*

great now I'll just invite Finn to go to go somewhere.

*bursts back through door* OH HELL NO! *points dramatically* Not on my watch!