TSAMS

*sun slumps against the wall* She's gone. *picks up his scrub brush with trembling hands* Thank- thank stars she's gone. *earth revives suddenly* WHAT HAPPENED?! *sees the bodies* OH MY- Monty, those are PEOPLE! Monty: *shrugs* Not anymore. *goes back to counting* 240, 241...

*both bodies drop to the floor* Holy- *sun backs away, rays trembling* T-Talkior what are you?! *molten shields Jack and Dazzle's eyes* Don't look, kids. *earth gasps* You just- they're- *faints* Monty: *counts money calmly* ...238, 239... *glances down* Oh. Bodies. *goes back to counting*

*Lunar gasps* Jokes come true! *Sun's rays flash* THEN STOP JOKING! *Earth pulls out calendar* When's the baby due?

mate- who would be carry the bady

*Sun's rays burn frantically* NOT ME! *Earth grins* Moon could bottom? *Molten nods* Logical. *Sun's voice cracks* MOLTEN!

Our-!?

*Sun's rays glow brighter* I meant- *Earth giggles* Too late to take it back now!

I-Wha-Uh- What?

*I'm solar* WHY WON'T IT WORK

earth: SOLAR WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SWEARING IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN?! solar: SORRY! jack: daddy said a bad word! dazzle: I know! solar: SHUT UP!

*someone accidentally throws something and it hits me and it changes my language to Spanish*

*Sun shrieks, frantically batting at Eclipse’s hands* MOON! HELP ME! *Moon sighs, slamming a wrench down on Eclipse’s wrist* For the love of science… *Eclipse snarls, tightening his grip on Sun’s rays* YOU DARE STRIKE ME? *Earth hurls a pot of boiling water at Eclipse, Monty lunging at Ruin with a guttural growl*

*Sun shrieks, frantically batting at Eclipse’s hands* MOON! HELP ME! *Moon sighs, slamming a wrench down on Eclipse’s wrist* For the love of science… *Eclipse snarls, tightening his grip on Sun’s rays* YOU DARE STRIKE ME? *Earth hurls a pot of boiling water at Eclipse, Monty snarling and lunging at Ruin with a guttural growl*

*Sun shrieks, frantically batting at Eclipse’s hands* MOON! HELP ME! *Moon sighs, slamming a wrench down on Eclipse’s wrist* For the love of science… *Eclipse snarls, tightening his grip on Sun’s rays* YOU DARE STRIKE ME? *Earth hurls a pot of boiling water at Eclipse, Monty lunging at Ruin with a guttural growl*

I meann... I may have landed head first when I fell down the stairs and caused a dent in the floor... *Jack confesses nervously*

*Solar's face goes pale* You did WHAT?! *grabs Jack's shoulders* Moon, get the toolkit. Now.

*Moon grabs toolkit* On it. *grins* This'll be fun.

Dad, can you give me the ability to fly? *Asks Jack, excitedly*

*Solar pinches bridge of nose* No, Jack. You can't- Moon, stop encouraging him.

*Moon smirks* I mean, technically possible with the right thrusters... *Solar glares* Moon!

*A loud crash comes from the stairs*

*Sun jumps* What was that?! *Moon sets down welding mask* Sounds like someone's decorating the stairs with debris.

*Jack (Solar's son) calls out* I fell down the stairs!