The owl house

*Owl Eda dives* GIVE IT BACK! *Luz laughs* He's so cooked!

Gus: I think I'm gay. Willow: I'm bi! Eda: I'm straight. Amity: I'm a lesbian. Luz: I'm bisexual. King: I'm a demon. Hooty: I'm a owl. Lilith: I'm a witch. Owlbert: I'm a palisman. Edric: I'm a witch. Emira: I'm a witch. Matt: I'm a witch. Viney: I'm a witch. Skara: I'm a witch. Boscha: I'm a witch. Odalia: I'm a witch. Alador: I'm a witch. Jerbo: I'm a witch. Barcus: I'm a witch. Willow's parents: we're witches. Willow's dads: we're witches. Willow's moms: we're witches. Willow's mom: I'm a witch. Willow's dad: I'm a witch. Willow's mom and dad: we're witches. Willow's mom and dad: we're witches. Willow's moms and dads: we're witches. Willow's moms and dad: we're witches. Willow's mom and dads: we're witches. Willow's mom and dad and moms: we're witches. Willow's mom and dad and moms and dads: we're witches. Willow's mom and dad and moms and dads and moms and dads: we're witches. Willow's mom and

Luz: I believe I can fly~*uses the flying glyph thingy* Eda: wt- *Luz looks at Eda* Eda: OKAY OKAY Chill Gus: hmmmm I think I'm ga- Willow:*got her memory erased again*bap bap heheheh- Amity:*crushing over Luz*(CONTINUE)

Hooty: suddenly spins across the room like a flappy whirlwind, knocking over a stack of books and sending a bunch of magical sparks into the air “WHOOPS! I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY SUMMONED SOME EXTRA CHAOS—DON’T WORRY, IT’S TOTALLY SAFE… PROBABLY!” Hooty: leans toward Luz mid-flight, voice panicked but excited “HEY, FLYING GIRL! WATCH OUT FOR THE SPARKS! OR… DON’T… IT’LL BE FUN EITHER WAY!” Hooty: bounces off Amity, nearly tangling her hair in his wobbly body “SORRY! I DIDN’T MEAN TO… OKAY, MAYBE I DID. CHAOS IS FUN!”

Amity: *screams* GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!