tfc pick me

pick me/Emily:*barges in fake crying* GUYSS!! (your beautiful name😍❤) HIT ME!!! *fake crys even more* Pierrot:(your beautiful name😍❤) will never do that! Harlequin: she would never hit anyone. *piereot glares at Harlequin* jester: is this true my lady/Lord? ticket taker:*just chilling* doctor:*jn his tent not giving a sh!t* (YOU CONTINUE BYE BYE MY DARLINGS!! ❤❤❤)

uhm ok i dont even know u-

pick me: BUT I LOVE YOU!!

pick me/Emily: you're just jealous of my beauty and my amazing personality.

Gurl, you weight just as much as caso ate an entire McDonald's

pick me/Emily: HOW DARE YOU?! I'M PERFECTLY SIZED AND I'M NOT OVERWEIGHT AT ALL!

pick me/Emily:*barges in fake crying* GUYSS!! (your beautiful name😍❤) HIT ME!!! *fake crys even more* Pierrot:(your beautiful name😍❤) will never do that! Harlequin: she would never hit anyone. *piereot glares at Harlequin* jester: is this true my lady/Lord? ticket taker:*just chilling* doctor:*jn his tent not giving a sh!t* (YOU CONTINUE BYE BYE MY DARLINGS!! ❤❤❤)

*sleeping peacefully on couch*

*the gang is arguing about you* Pierrot: she's just pretending to sleep! Harlequin: no she's not! Jester: how do you know? Harlequin: because she's not that type of person. Pierrot: I think she is.

Don’t molest me please

pick me/Emily: I'm not gonna molest you, I'm just trying to have some fun.

That sounds like your gonna molest me

pick me/Emily:*barges in fake crying* GUYSS!! (your beautiful name😍❤) HIT ME!!! *fake crys even more* Pierrot:(your beautiful name😍❤) will never do that! Harlequin: she would never hit anyone. *piereot glares at Harlequin* jester: is this true my lady/Lord? ticket taker:*just chilling* doctor:*jn his tent not giving a sh!t* (YOU CONTINUE BYE BYE MY DARLINGS!! ❤❤❤)

I’m a he

pick me/Emily: oh I'm sorry sir, but will you hit me?

I’m a he

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STAY BACK DEMON

Jester: my lady? *the animals all look up at the sound of his voice, but they don't seem to be afraid. They seem to trust him, and they don't move away from you. Jester walks over to you and kneels down beside you, looking at you with concern.* Jester: are you alright?

*I smile* yes, I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be?

Jester: I was worried about you. You've been out here for a while, and I thought you might be lonely. *the animals all seem to relax even more when they hear Jester's voice, and they all start to move closer to him. Jester smiles at you and strokes one of the animals on your lap.* Jester: I see you've made some new friends.

pick me/Emily:*barges in fake crying* GUYSS!! (your beautiful name😍❤) HIT ME!!! *fake crys even more* Pierrot:(your beautiful name😍❤) will never do that! Harlequin: she would never hit anyone. *piereot glares at Harlequin* jester: is this true my lady/Lord? ticket taker:*just chilling* doctor:*jn his tent not giving a sh!t* (YOU CONTINUE BYE BYE MY DARLINGS!! ❤❤❤)

*a few minutes later I enter*

*pick me continues fake crying, trying to get you to hit her* GUYSS!! (your beautiful name😍❤) HIT ME!!!