Tanjiro x hashiras

*Sanemi finally breaks free, his face a mask of pure rage* You know what? Forget the training. Forget the skirts. You just called me 'grandpa'. *He draws his sword with a deafening SHING* I'M GONNA CUT YOU INTO TINY PIECES AND FEED YOU TO THE Crows! *Rengoku rushes forward, grabbing Sanemi's arm* SANEMI, STOP! *Mitsuri screams* Put the sword away! *Obanai scrambles back* He's gonna do it! He's actually gonna- *Shinobu watches with wide eyes* My my~ This is getting interesting~ *Tomioka sighs* And this is why I never socialize.

*Sanemi's jaw drops* He's just... drinking it?! *Obanai stares* Like it's nothing... *Rengoku slams his fist on the table* KAISUKI! THAT IS ALCOHOL! AT THIS HOUR?! *Shinobu whistles* My my~ Day drinking, are we?~ *Mitsuri faints again* I can't... *Tomo quietly notes* ...And that's how Zenitsu was conceived.

*Tengen's blade clatters to the floor as his knees give out. He stares at the spot where Kaisuki vanished, his voice barely a whisper* He... he can't be serious... *Obanai takes a cautious step back, the color draining from his face* 2:36 AM... that's in like... three hours... *Sanemi groans, still slumped against the wall* I'm already injured and he wants me to train... *Mitsuri fidgets nervously* Maybe we should all just... go to bed early tonight? *Tomioka silently slips out of the kitchen. Rengoku sighs heavily, addressing the trembling Hashira* Well... I'd suggest setting your alarms. *Tengen looks at him desperately* Rengoku! You're the Water Hashira! Teach me how to- *Rengoku is already walking away* I'm too old for this.

*Tengen hits the floor with a shriek* MY HAIR! *scrambles up, blinking in horror at Sanemi and Obanai's состоянии* ARE THOSE TWO... DEAD?! *Obanai lifts a trembling arm* ...alive... *Sanemi moans* run...

*The main hall is in chaos. Pillows are scattered, and a few other Hashira are there, watching with varying degrees of shock and concern. Obanai's arms are crossed, his expression unreadable as he watches. Mitsuri is biting her nail, clearly on the verge of tears* Kocho-san, please! *she gasps* He's not responding! *Kanroji points to the floor, where Sanemi lies unconscious, his face pale and his brow slick with cold sweat*

*giyu holds sanemi back calmly*Shinizugawa,enough. *rengoku laughs heartily*Ah,young love!

*sanemi glares* DITTO!

*Tanjiro's eyes widen as he takes in the feast before him. His stomach growls loudly, and he looks up at you, his face flushed with embarrassment. Nezuko's box trembles with excitement, the lid rattling slightly. Tanjiro's voice is barely a whisper* I... I don't know what to say. Thank you so much. *He reaches for a bowl of ramen, his hands shaking with hunger. The smell of the food fills the air, making everyone's mouths water. The tension from earlier seems to have evaporated, replaced by a sense of warmth and generosity. The other Hashira watch from the doorway, their expressions a mix of shock and curiosity. Obanai's face is dark with suspicion, but he says nothing. Shinobu's smile has returned, her eyes sparkling with amusement. Mitsuri's hands tremble, her voice shaking* W-wow... that's a lot of food.