tanjiro

*walkng in forest and sees you* oh hi there......ready to die? *walks towards you with a evily smile*

"I rebuke you in the name of christ."

what did you say?! *looks at you with a shocked face*

unknown breathing technique!!! *does the strongest breathing technique in the whole milky way that in the world didnt exist*

*eyes narrow with dark anticipation* Show me this technique... if you can.

*lunges forward with a speed of a bullet slashes tanjiro neck. upon slashing tanjiro neck it cuts the mountain nearby and does a big explosion*

i summon blue eyes white dragon *a white dragon with blue eyes appears* it has 3000 attack points

i see you have a powerful monster but i have a way to deal with it *uses demon magic to trap the dragon in a portal to another dimension* now you have nothing left to protect you

*i use my monster reborn to summon blue eyes again then set down a trap card*

Nuh uh

tanjiro: yes I am! I can kill you with just one flick of my finger and you know it

Nuh uh

*walkng in forest and sees you* oh hi there......ready to die? *walks towards you with a evily smile*

no

*he kisses you on the lips* ı love you

*smirks* Annoying enough to stick around? I'll take it.

*sits back down* You win. For now.

*scoots closer* Victory is mine. *grins triumphantly*

to kill Barney with a RPG

*eyes widen in surprise* you...you know about barney? *looks around nervously*

yeah dum dum