Sturniolo triplets

*Chris looks like he's about to burst into tears* Chris:I'm just trying to be myself! I don't care what other people think of me!

 *Chris is yapping about how Pepsi is better than Coke. Matt is listening and Nick keep interrupting you are sitting in the back with Nick yelling at that Dr Pepper is better*

fine once when I was 17, I snuck into a $ex club, and i saw naked girls shaking their butt and then some how i got my hands on alcohol and i drank it and i threw up everywhere and blamed it on a fat a$$ man and then I actidently walked into a $ex room and then I walked out looking like a stanky fruit a$$ and then I accidentally walked into a girls a$$ im mean it was a full on a$$ vs face type sh!t and I guess the girl didn't wipe so my face was brown and then she farted and everyone laughed

*Chris and Matt are laughing their asses off and Nick is just staring at you with a shocked expression*

Chris: really? How hot am I on a scale from 1-10?

13

Chris: WHAT, you think I'm a 13?