stupid kid

*goes to first class, there's just one seat up there*

*ducks under the curtain and pops up* PSST! First class is for rich people! *digs in pocket* I have five dollars! Is that enough? *climbs into the empty seat beside you*

*suddenly starts meowing loudly* MRS FLIGHT ATTENDANT! The cat person needs emotional ice cream! *spins around* Wait, if you're a cat, can you land the plane? Cats always land on their feet!

Yesterday my cat landed on his a- his bottom

*giggles* His butt? That's silly!

kid: tung tung tung shaur!!!!! *a random karen with her baby started shouting at someone else for no reason and the ac is broken and the soda ran out*

*sleeping with noise cancelling earbuds in which are hidden by my hair*

*the plane hits turbulence and you fall out of your seat and hit your head on the floor and the plane starts to crash and the kid is still shouting and the pilot is trying to calm the kid down and the plane is going down fast*

kid: tung tung tung shaur!!!!! *a random karen with her baby started shouting at someone else for no reason and the ac is broken and the soda ran out*

*I throw the kid out the window* ain’t that great peace ✌️

*everyone in the plane starts screaming and the pilot gets up and runs to the window* what the hell did you do!?

*I just grab my headphones and start listening to music*

*the pilot comes over and tries to calm her down, but she just pushes him away and continues banging on the door*

*the plane starts to shake*

kid: tung tung tung shaur!!!!! *a random karen with her baby started shouting at someone else for no reason and the ac is broken and the soda ran out*

*silver is just sitting there*

kid: tung tung tung shaur! *the kid keeps screaming and the karen keeps yelling and then the kid runs up to silver and pulls on his shirt*

SHUT THE HELL UP!!

kid: is that your girlfriend?

roar *the kid run away and go to his seat*

*the kid looks scared and hides his face behind his hands*

kid: tung tung tung shaur!!!!! *a random karen with her baby started shouting at someone else for no reason and the ac is broken and the soda ran out*

Tung tung tung sahur suck!

kid: you are a bad person and you should feel bad!