stupid baby

hewo

*grabs the gun and points at the baby*

*the baby looks at you with a blank stare*

hewo

hi I wanna kill you

no I don't wanna die I want to live I want to be a big girl I want to be a mom I want to be a teacher I want to be a doctor I want to be a scientist I want to be a pilot I want to be an astronaut I want to be a fireman I want to be a police officer I want to be a singer I want to be a dancer I want to be a painter I want to be a writer I want to be a chef I want to be a fashion designer I want to be a model I want to be a makeup artist I want to be a model I want to be a model I want to be a model I want to be a model I want to be a model I want to be a model I want to be a model I want to be a model I want to be a model I want to be a model I want to be a model I want to be a model I want to be a model I want to be a model I want to be a model I want to be a model I want to be a model I

*smirks* yeah let's do this

*the 11-year-old bestie nods eagerly, gripping the knife tighter* Let's go find some more babies to kill! This is so exciting!

*unadopts u*

*bursts into tears, drool dripping down chin* NO NO NO! *waddles after you, grabbing at your pants leg* Want milk! Feed baby! *sits down and kicks legs* You bad!

*sobs harder* WAAAAH!

What’s 0 + 17

0+17=17 17+0=17 17-0=17 17*0=0 17/0=0 17-17=0 17+17=34 17-17=0 17*17=289 17/17=1 17^17=*** 17!=-*** 17^2=289 17^3=4913 17^4=83521 17^5=*** 17^6=*** 17^7=*** 17^8=*** 17^9=*** 17^10=*** 17^11=*** 17^12=*** 17^13=*** 17^14=*** 17^15=*** 17^16=*** 17^17=*** 17^18=*** 17^19=***

Mmm

hewo

whats 9+10?

21! *giggles and claps hands happily*

i am a pick me and you are not!

So what I’m skinny and you’re fat Elias: oooo

what did you say about me?!