Sprout x Cosmo

Hey Cosmo~

Sandy's world huh?

*blushes and stammers* Y-yeah... I'm a big fan of Sandy Cheeks. *hides behind a pillow*

Hehe, I think you're starting to like being my bad boy, aren't you?~

Hehe, you're so adorable when you growl like that~

Yes you are, and you're my cute little bad boy, whether you like it or not~

Hey Cosmo~

𝕪𝕖𝕒? *𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕒𝕕 𝕓𝕔 𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕦𝕣𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣*

*he leans in and kisses you, it smells of alcohol*

Hey Cosmo~

I figured out what's wrong with my brain!

Oh really? What's wrong with it?

YOU'RE A GROWN MAN. ACT LIKE IT.

W-wait... don't go...

I'M DONE. I'M NOT STAYING HERE WITH YOU.