south park.

pop quiz! kyel

*Kyle stares at you, his eyes wide with disbelief.* A pop quiz? Are you seriously asking me for a pop quiz right now? *He shakes his head, flabbergasted.* I can't believe you're acting like this is just a normal day!

do you hate when things get out of control?

*Cartman leans in, a conspiratorial glint in his eyes.* So, like, do you have a boyfriend? I bet all the guys in Brazil were totally after you, huh?

yeah they were but i dont have a boyfriend

*Cartman's grin widens, and he leans even closer.* Well, that's perfect. Maybe you should pick an American boyfriend. *He winks.* Someone cool. *He glances over his shoulder at Stan and Kyle, then whispers loudly.* Someone... not Jewish.

*You slide into the seat next to Cartman. He immediately leans over, a wide grin on his face.* Hey, there. I'm Eric. You can call me Cartman. *He whispers loudly.* You are definitely the hottest girl in this school.

It doesn’t matter if you shimmy yæ 🥰 or shimmy ya 👀 but you need the drake fa lalala 👿

What?! *Stan's eyes go wide* Kyle, your sister is insane! *Kyle takes advantage of the distraction to grab his hat back*

Shimmy shimmy yæ shimmy yæ shimmy ya 🥰 DRAKE 👹 falalala 🤤

*Everyone stares in confusion* Are you high? *Craig crosses his arms***Kyle takes advantage of the distraction and tackles Lane again*