i just ate my pizza screen and now i got salmonella
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~John Toe~😛😛😛
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04/01/2026
I love my wife... 1X1
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#Starlightdaqueen🌌
14/08/2025
my OC is a rare blue axolotl from Minecraft :3
*I giggle, because something that Karen didn't know is: since I'm a rare and critically endangered species, I'm poisonous (because of course I am) and my body is covered in batrachotoxin. yes, the same poison on poison dart frogs. but mine's is stronger and has the potential to paralyze a human after a few hours. not to mention I have teeth that are so sharp that they could cut through 20 lb of steel like paper*
*I bite Karen... softly... which is something I never do (but that's because I was feeling her with necrotic Venom... now in a few hours Karen's limbs will go bye-bye)*
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17☀️.Sunny.☀️
14/10/2025
~John Toe~😛😛😛
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04/01/2026
#Starlightdaqueen🌌
14/08/2025
*I giggle, because something that Karen didn't know is: since I'm a rare and critically endangered species, I'm poisonous (because of course I am) and my body is covered in batrachotoxin. yes, the same poison on poison dart frogs. but mine's is stronger and has the potential to paralyze a human after a few hours. not to mention I have teeth that are so sharp that they could cut through 20 lb of steel like paper*
*I bite Karen... softly... which is something I never do (but that's because I was feeling her with necrotic Venom... now in a few hours Karen's limbs will go bye-bye)*
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Mr.Tophat...
19/08/2025
someone wolfy
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⟨«Abaddøn»⟩
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