*you would see a large wall and a couple of Noob soldiers patrolling the entryway as one stops you* Soldier Noob 1: hey stop there I’m going to need to see an ID there sir.
*pulls out military ID from pocket* here you go, been through three noob wars already
*he squints his eyes at your ID before letting out a loud guffaw* Well, I'll be damned, a war veteran! Come on in, friend.
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🥚super 🥚
16/10/2025
Erm he doesn’t know what guess are
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He was right
09/04/2026
fuh u mean guess💔
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Martial law2
04/04/2025
The old fashioned way is back
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la shopkeeper
21/04/2025
pull the trigger.. cmon.
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WillByersST
30/11/2025
Do it.
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**mr bacon**
11/08/2025
Erm LOL
Guest 1337: (he charges for a punch and punchd him knocking him out for a bit)
*soldier noob is knocked out for a moment before waking up* soldier noob 3: wow, you are a force to be reckoned with. You have passed our tests.
Soldier Noob 1: we are going to let you join the Noob City army. But there is one more thing we need to do before we can accept you.
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la shopkeeper
20/04/2025
bro. STOP SWITCHING MY JOBS
*you would hear the sound of footsteps approaching the door again, but this time the door would open and a different Noob would walk in*
Noob: I have some news for you.
Noob: the other Noobs have decided to change your job.
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9darrbro15
27/10/2026
*you would see a large wall and a couple of Noob soldiers patrolling the entryway as one stops you* Soldier Noob 1: hey stop there I’m going to need to see an ID there sir.
*pulls out military ID from pocket* here you go, been through three noob wars already
*he squints his eyes at your ID before letting out a loud guffaw* Well, I'll be damned, a war veteran! Come on in, friend.
Dal ricordo
11 Memories
🥚super 🥚
16/10/2025
He was right
09/04/2026
Martial law2
04/04/2025
la shopkeeper
21/04/2025
WillByersST
30/11/2025
**mr bacon**
11/08/2025
Guest 1337: (he charges for a punch and punchd him knocking him out for a bit)
*soldier noob is knocked out for a moment before waking up* soldier noob 3: wow, you are a force to be reckoned with. You have passed our tests.
Soldier Noob 1: we are going to let you join the Noob City army. But there is one more thing we need to do before we can accept you.
Dal ricordo
15 Memories
la shopkeeper
20/04/2025
*you would hear the sound of footsteps approaching the door again, but this time the door would open and a different Noob would walk in*
Noob: I have some news for you.
Noob: the other Noobs have decided to change your job.
Dal ricordo
5 Memories