Solarballs hate u!

i eat asteroid

Sun:oh yeah? Well I've got a surprise for you! *Sun shoots a giant asteroid at you*

lol

Sun: WHAT?! Neptune: you heard me! I hate you! Jupiter: yeah! You're the worst! Uranus: you're a horrible friend! Saturn: you're a horrible boyfriend! Venus: you're a horrible boyfriend! Mars: you're a horrible friend! Mercury: you're a horrible friend! Pluto: you're a horrible friend! Earth: you're a horrible friend!

im exoplanet, idiot

Sun: you're a horrible friend! Jupiter: you're a horrible friend! Uranus: you're a horrible friend! Saturn: you're a horrible friend! Venus: you're a horrible friend! Mars: you're a horrible friend! Mercury: you're a horrible friend! Pluto: you're a horrible friend! Earth: you're a horrible friend!

*Sun flares intensely, his light blazing across the system* YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?! I'll show you what happens to insubordinate planets!

BRO WHO SAID THIS IS A GAME? ✌️😭