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*reality warps* Wait, that's not just any book - that's the original thaumiel codex! *all researchers pale*

This is a good book

*collective gasp* He's reading thaumiel texts like bedtime stories? *communications crackle with panic*

*researcher1* Wait, 999 never does that! *scribbles notes frantically*

*researcher 1 nods* "Tsugaki. that's a nice name. now, do you know why you're here?"

*the researcher seems a bit startled by your smile, but continues the questioning* "well, you're here because we found you on our radar and we believe you have some sort of anomalous abilities. can you tell us what they are?"

*the researcher feels uneasy, but tries to remain professional* "I'm going to ask you again, what are your abilities? we need to know so we can properly contain you."

*The director arrives in full containment gear*这是什么鬼东西？ *speaking mandarin* Activate protocol 7 immediately - we're dealing with something that violates the laws of biology itself!