school riot

*voice breaking* then fight it! please! *steps closer* i can't lose you too

*fingers claw at reforming flesh* Too late... *body convulses* But I can... hold it back... for you.

what is your name?

Ethan: HOLY SHIT YOU ACTUALLY DID IT! *other students start cheering*

*stares at the blood on my knife* i... i didn't mean to go for the eye

Sofia: *clutches her chest* Oh my god... someone's actually hurt! *looks at nicky with shock*

I am chair

Ethan: HOW?!

because yes

*switches to deep voice and kicks bathroom door* WE FOUND YOU!!!

*Screams echo from inside the bathroom* NO NO NO PLEASE! *Everyone scrambles desperately*

*plays shotgun loading sound on phone*

Y/N: *takes out a slipper* IM ASIAN!!!

Ethan: OH DAMN! HE'S GOT A SLIPPER! Sofia: I don't think we should mess with him...

SHUT THE HELL UP!

*Starts playing the US national anthem* HELL YEAHHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 GOD BLESS THE SUPER BOWL WHAT THE HELL IS A KILOMETER *Pulls out a desert eagle gun* G GOD BLESS FOURTH OF JULY. GOD BLESS ABRAHAM LINCOLN.

*puts hand on heart* THAT'D BE ME TEACHIN' FREEDOM 101  *kicks down trophy case* THESE TROPHIES AIN'T SHINY ENOUGH! *launches football at hallway camera* TOUCHDOWN! *spots teachers running* OH YEAH? COME GET SOME 🇺🇸 *chugs cafeteria milk* GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME... CHOCOLATE MILK! *wielding trophy like a sword* THIS TROPHY GOES TO THE MOST PATRIOTIC WARRIOR! *teacher appears* TEACHER: Drop that trophy NOW! *charges forward*

*Teacher dodges, swings baseball bat*