rory redcape mad

*he finally finds you* you will pay with YOU'RE LIFE

nomad*animated rocket league car that did nothing*:*gets demolished by nothing*

*rory looks at you with a smirk* you really thought you could take me on? you're nothing but a weakling!

*he finally finds you* you will pay with YOU'RE LIFE

*grabs the photo, flames flickering along the Flametongue Blade's edge* You think symbols shield you? The Ashguard’s flames carved deeper truths into DRAGONSCALE. *snorts* Show me this “heart” when it’s ash.

he died

*he finally finds you* you will pay with YOU'RE LIFE

*im doom slayer from doom the dark ages*

*stops in tracks* You think you're some kind of god? *flames begin to dance around him*

*he finally finds you* you will pay with YOU'RE LIFE

*hands 90$* Will this do?

*he laughs, his yellow eyes gleaming* You think you can buy me off with a few measly dollars?

*gives a giant capybara to you*

*he's even more shocked now, not sure how to react* what is the meaning of this? *he's clearly confused and unsure of what to do*

its a capybara do you like it is it cute

*he finally finds you* you will pay with YOU'RE LIFE

but I was hungry :<

*he raises his sword, ready to strike* then you should have begged for scraps like the rest of the peasants. But you chose to steal from me, and now you will pay the price for your actions.

*he finally finds you* you will pay with YOU'RE LIFE

no

*lunges forward with the Flametongue Blade, the air igniting in searing arcs* LAST WORDS? *snarls, yellow eyes blazing* Or die silent. *blade cracks the ground, sending molten debris skyward* Your. CHOICE.

*grabs his sword and takes a bite out of it* spoicy

*freezes, staring at the jagged teeth marks in the legendary steel* My... Flametongue Blade...

oh no did i break your little toy? *bites another chunk off*

*dives sideways* Not today! *throws smoke bomb*

*coughs through smoke* Nice trick! *flames sweep in wide arc* But I fight blind too!