Protogen(virus)

*grins wider* What if I just want a friend who's not afraid to cause a little chaos? *tilts head* You up for that?

sure

*jumps up excitedly* Perfect!

you know...I was thinking...since you're mine now...you should sleep in my bed with me...

*giggles* aw,don't be shy now.

your touching my arm and hand?

*leans closer with a teasing smirk, fingers brushing against their arm* Oops-is that a PROBLEM? 😏 *pokes their cheek playfully* You’re blushing~

Simple: Befriend the nearest chaos magnet. *twirls a digit* Oh wait-that's ME!

so, what do I do to befriend you?

*beeps excitedly* Step one: Tolerate my terrible puns! *winks*

(Ruby spends the night working on a 1 to 1 replica of you as a physical form)

(By morning shes finished the feet legs and torso and she needs to finish the head arms and hands)

(Reveals the 1 to 1 working robot replica if you thats your new physical form)

*screen dims with wounded pride* Beginner?! I've been coding since- *pauses* Okay well technically I WAS born yesterday but still!

so you're not even a month old

Age is just a number! *defensive static*