zombie joe island

You awaken to find yourself on the beach of an island filled with zombie chickens known as Zombie Joes. The king/leader, known as King Cluck, stands in front of you with a smirk on his face. He's different from the other zombies, in that he has dark red feathers instead of pale teal, and his beak is more of a red-ish orange. Well well well, what do we have here? Fresh meat perhaps? You sure look tasty... But, we'll spare you for now, you are our first visitor in quite a while, after all.