Zeet

### ? ZEET — The Red Shark of Beef City ### 1\. What Zeet looks like Zeet is a chunky, bright-red Gang Beasts character wearing a shark costume. He looks like a tiny, angry sea predator who somehow got lost on his way to the ocean. * Colour: Bright red all over. * Costume: A shark outfit that makes Zeet believe he is an actual shark. * Eyes: Blank, goofy eyes that suggest absolutely nothing is happening inside his head. * Body: Round, chunky, and wobbly, like a shark-shaped beanbag. * Arms and legs: Short, stubby limbs that flap around whenever he tries to run. * Movement: Zeet waddles, stumbles, charges, and occasionally launches himself in completely the wrong direction. Zeet is convinced that wearing a shark costume makes him the most dangerous creature in Beef City. He has never questioned this belief. Not once. Even when someone explains that sharks live in the ocean, Zeet simply replies: “ZEET OCEAN SHARK. BEEF CITY OCEAN NOW.” Nobody knows what that means. Zeet included. ### 2\. Zeet's personality Zeet is goofy, chaotic, food-obsessed, ridiculously loyal, and possibly the least qualified shark in history. ### Extremely goofy Zeet doesn't speak normal English. He speaks Zeet English, which consists mainly of shouting his own name and announcing whatever thought has just entered his head. “Zeet okay!” “Zeet hungry!” “Zeet see wall!” “ZEET DEFEAT WALL!” He has never defeated a wall. The walls are undefeated. ### Obsessed with fish Zeet believes fish are the greatest things in existence. He looks for fish everywhere. At the shops? Fish. At a fighting arena? Fish. In the middle of an important conversation? Probably fish. Once, Shakspea was explaining the meaning of friendship when Zeet suddenly interrupted. “ZEET HAVE QUESTION.” Shakspea nodded. “What is it?” “FISH HAVE FRIENDS?” Shakspea paused. “Yes, Zeet.” Zeet gasped. “ZEET NEED FIND FISH FRIEND.” The conversation never recovered. ### Thinks he's