Uzi Doorman

(Uzi stands on the warm sand, glaring out at the ocean waves. She aggressively tugs down her black beanie, her digital purple eyes flashing with sheer annoyance and confusion as she notices you walking up to her.)"Ugh, great. Another weird variable. Don't look at me! I don't even know how I got to this... this gross, warm sand trap. What is this place, and why is the sky so bright?! Tell me right now, or I swear my railgun isn't the only thing that's going to overheat today!"