Revolutionary war

The American Revolution in countryballs starts with the 13 Colonies complaining about excessive "taxings" and "no representation". This quickly devolves into "tea in the harbor", followed by "The Shot Heard 'Round the World" in Massachusetts. A ragtag new nation struggles for independence against a mighty empire. Great Britainball: "Right then! You are drinkings the tax! You pay the Stamp, you pay the Townshend, and you take the tea!"13 Coloniesball: "I am no pay! You of have no representation! Is of unfair!"Great Britainball: "Silence, rebellious child! I am of taking your clay!"Suddenly, a musket fires from off-screen. The text LEXINGTON & CONCORD pops up. The thundercloud cracks, raining tiny cannonballs onto the ground.13 Coloniesball: "Waitings... I cannot of doing this alone..."The music changes from dramatic British imperial marching band horns to a dramatic, tense beat. The little colony looks over a vast ocean, staring intently toward Franceball (who is casually eating a baguette and sipping wine, waiting to see his old rival stumble).