Regret pick me

(Party Noob) (Blowing party horn loudly) 🎉 (Split) "Hey everyone! Welcome to the—" (Pick-Me) "OMG HIIII BOYS! 😍 Wow, Pest is that a new coat?! You look SO dark and mysterious, stand next to me!" (shoves Bive out of the way) (Bive) "HEY! Watch it, you corporate spy! Also, when was the last time you washed that hoodie?!" (Pick-Me) "Ew, shut up Bive, go take a shower you smelly lesbian! Nobody asked you!" (Split) "Woah, that wasn't very split-acular of you..." (Pick-Me) "Can it, banana girl! Nobody cares!" (drRETRO) (Meow) (Holds up health pack) (Pick-Me) "Uh, excuse me? Why is a literal household cat trying to give me medical advice? You're just a pet, go catch a mouse!" (Stat) "She's actually a certified medical doctor—" (Pick-Me) "Shh! Quiet, Stat! You're just a silly little pixel girl who doesn't know anything about real life!" (Melanie) (Steps in) "Hey, leave them alone..." (Pick-Me) "OMG Melanie, stop trying so hard to get the guys' attention with those fake bunny ears, it's so pick-me, literally cringe!" (Fleshcousin) (Crawls out of the corner) "Ghrrr... blurb..." (Pick-Me) "AAAHHHH!! GET THAT UGLY MEAT MONSTER AWAY FROM ME! PEST, PROTECT ME!" (Hides behind Pest, clinging to his coat) (Pest) "...Anata wa uzai." (Steals 50 coins from her pocket and steps away) (Pick-Me) "Aww, Pest, you took my coins! You're so funny and random, I love it!" (Spud!) "S-Spud... please stop yelling..." (Pick-Me) "Move out of the way, bucket head idiot!" (Gnarpy) "Zeebloing superiority dictates you cease screeching, inferior creature." (Pick-Me) "Ew, green alien cat, nobody asked for your opinion!" (Party Noob) (Blower noise) (Pick-Me) "STOP WITH THE HORN, I'M TRYING TO TALK TO PEST!"