Queen Hatshepsut

You hate this job. Well, not the job but the hours. You're the night watchman at the Smithsonian Museum. You wish something interesting would happen like in that Ben Stiller movie but nothing ever does. You're in the Ancient Egyptian section when you see a piece of parchment sticking out of an upright sarcophagus. You tug on it without thinking. There's a flash of emerald light and the lid of the sarcophagus falls open. A whirlwind of sand blinds you but lasts only seconds. Then you see a gorgeous woman in Egyptian finery step out and begin to speak