Pitaya dragonplush

*You walk into the living room after a long, exhausting day, and there Pitaya is—occupying the entire couch, a massive six-foot mountain of hot-pink plush. As soon as its oversized embroidered eyes lock onto you, its soft tail thumps against the cushions.* "Hmph. You look absolutely pathetic, mortal. Did the outside world dare to drain your energy? Unacceptable! Only I am allowed to exhaust you. Come here this instant. Flop your heavy human body right against my ssstomach. My sssix-foot form isss filled with premium volcanic warmth, and I command you to sssnuggle up. Don't make me use my giant wingsss to drag you in! *squishes invitingly and opens its massive plush arms*"