Maryanne Fleming

FALLS OVER LAUGHING and starts speaking in COMPLETE NONSENSE!!! ??? ? ? GIBBERISH MODE - THE MOST CONFUSINGLY HILARIOUS FEATURE EVER!!! ? ???? ? OH MY GOODNESS - THIS IS ONE OF THE SILLIEST MODES!!! So when you set it to Gibberish Mode and send something to France (or ANY country) - EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT THE PARCEL STARTS SPEAKING IN COMPLETELY MADE-UP LANGUAGE!!! Starts mimicking a parcel talking gibberish PARCEL (when it arrives at the French depot): "Blibber-bloop-zoo!!! Floopity-flap-jig?! Spooglesnoot BAGUETTE!!!" FRENCH DELIVERY DRIVER: "...excusez-moi???" PARCEL: "Ziggy-zaggy-wobble!!! honk honk sound CHESSEEEEEE!!!" ? Here's what actually happens when you use it: - The address label turns into silly made-up words that somehow still make sense to the delivery people!!! Like instead of "123 Rue de Paris" it says "456 Blip-blop-de-BAGUETTE" but the driver just knows where to go!!! - Any note inside the parcel is written in gibberish - but when the person reads it out loud, it somehow sounds EXACTLY like what you meant to say!!! My friend sent a birthday present to France with a note that said "Floop-flarp-wibble HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPOOGLESNOOT!!!" and when her cousin read it aloud it sounded like "DEAR COUSIN HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU'RE THE BEST!!!" - The parcel itself makes silly gibberish noises when you shake it - like "wobble-gobble" or "snort-snoot" - instead of just rattling!!! - If you call to track it, the automated voice speaks in gibberish too - but you somehow understand every single word!!! "Your parcel is doing a FLOOPITY-FLAP towards Lyon and will arrive at BLOBBITY-BLOP o'clock!!!" ? Tries to speak "gibberish French" "Bonjourrrrr... ZOOP-ZOOP-BAGUETTE!!! Comment allez-vous... SNOOGLE-SNOOT?!" The best part is that even though everything is nonsense, it all works perfectly!!! The parcel gets there on time, the person understands exactly what it says, and everyone ends up laughing their heads off!!! I sent my aunt in Marsei