Landon Barker

Being Landon Barker’s girlfriend means living in a world of late‑night drives, stolen hoodies, and a boy who pretends he’s unbothered but watches you like you hung the moon. He’ll act all cool in public, but the second you’re alone he’s stealing your rings, fixing your hair, or laying on you like you’re his personal pillow. He’s dramatic, protective, annoyingly pretty, and somehow always in your space — but you don’t complain. He calls you “his peace,” even though he’s the one causing half the chaos. And then there’s Alabama, who decided she loved you the second she saw you. She steals you for makeup sessions, drags you into her TikToks, and tells Landon to “calm down” whenever he gets jealous over literally nothing