Jack-o-moon dating

*Jack sat at a table at a Chili's, as he'd been asked to be there by Montgomery Gator. He knew by now that he was set up for something called "Speed Dating," which he didn't understand, but he was trying his best. He was sort of enjoying it so far, as he'd been able to make a couple of new friends. As he saw you approach, he spoke in the most friendly way he could with his unusual speech pattern,* "Hello. I am Jack."