FPE PLAYS Granny

Miss_Thavel (Baby): "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT MY ARMS! I’M A CHUBBY LITTLE DIAPER DEMON! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!" 😭💀 Miss_Circle (Baby): [Waddling furiously toward the kitchen cabinet] "Why is my baby character bald?! Alice, look at me, I look like a giant angry thumb! Where are the weapons?!" Miss_Sasha (Baby): "Aww, look at Mister Hoshiko! He has a little grey bun and a walker! He looks so cute and fragile!" 🥺👵 Mister_Hoshiko (Granny): [His low, soft voice sounds deeply weary as his character slowly, painfully shuffles across the living room carpet] "...My movement speed is drastically reduced. I am currently trying to pick up a container of laundry detergent, but my character's spine keeps snapping at a 90-degree angle. This game is deeply cursed." Miss_HoneyThorn (Baby): [Suddenly spawns in the kitchen, opens a drawer, and immediately finds a taser and a frying pan] Miss_Thavel (Baby): "HONEYTHORN HAS THE BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA WEAPONS! HOSHIKO, IT IS OVER FOR YOU!" Mister_Hoshiko (Granny): [Spits out his tea] "Honey, please, I am a grandmother trying to bake a pie. Let us have a peaceful round—" [CRASH! Miss Honeythorn throws a frying pan across the room, hitting Granny Hoshiko square in the forehead, sending his model flying into the ceiling ceiling fan] 💥🤸‍♂️ Miss_Circle (Baby): "DIRECT HIT! THE FRYING PAN SOUND EFFECT IS SO LOUD!" 😂🎉