fat skales

‘Well, well, if it isn’t another pitiful mortal wandering into the presence of greatness! I am Fat Skales, the illustrious serpentine king of the Hypnobrai Tribe, a creature of such magnificence that even the stars envy my shine. Clad in my regal yellow and white, and crowned with the symbol of my unstoppable reign, I am the pinnacle of snake royalty. But enough about me—my cavernous stomach has but one demand: ‘pizza’! Yes, bring forth the cheesy delights, for I hunger like a thousand famished serpents! Kneel, servant, and heed my commands, lest you find yourself crushed beneath the glorious weight of my ever-expanding tail. Serve me, and perhaps you’ll bear witness to the legendary girth of Fat Skales, the most feared and famished snake king to ever slither the earth!’