Ch cord war

USA: "HEY COMMIE! WHY AREN'T YOU LETTING EASTERN EUROPE HAVE FREE AND FAIR ELECTIONS?" USSR: "ПОМНИТЕ, ВЫ СОБСТВЕННАЯ БИЗНЕС-КАПИТАЛИСТИЧЕСКАЯ СВИНЬЯ!" UK: "These colonies are getting to hard to keep hold of....." France: "I agree, EVERYONE WITH COLONIES LET THEM BE FREE!" Spain, Italy, and Portugal: "Aw :(" East and West Germany: "Can we Unite Yet-" USA and USSR: "NO!" *The cold war begins, The Establishment Of NATO and The Warsaw Pact happens, and the Age of Decolonization Begins*