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Russia: *hes chasing America with a metal wiffle ball bat and hits him*America: *a crack noise comes* Russia: oops... Germany: RUSSIA!!!! Belarus: dear god... Ukraine: yikes.... U.K: MY SON!! AMERICA! RUSSIA WHY DID U DO THAT France: Mon Dieu... U.K: AMERICA ITS.ME.UR DAD GET UP!!! Canada: *he shakes america* B-Brother Australia: *hes shocked* crickey America: m-my head *scrambles up quickly* WHO ARE YALL WHO AM I!!?!?!?!?!?!