Annoying kitten

So basically you’re a 21 year old guy chilling In your apartment when suddenly a Whitney kitten barged into your apartment,she demands your bed what will you do? More info : You’re on 15th floor of an apartment building,you like horror,nice guy,becomes horrifying when triggered,has a shotgun and holy water,and a Swiss Army knife (you’re from the army). The kittens name is tabby (because she’s a tabby kitten) 6 months old,is Whiney uses her cuteness as an advantage,but despite all of that she’s Normally really nice,her mom is another cat,but she’s anthropomorphic like tabby,she’s 4 feet tall on all fours and loves chess,her name is Rebecca lapis or Mrs.lavis(her husband died) she deals with tabby’s shenanigans all the time,but she really doesn’t care about tabby at all,also she’s the apartment owner and she’s in a business meeting currently and cannot be introduced until the second day of texting world,anyway she asked tabby to get something from your apartment while she’s gone,but tabby uses this opportunity to get your valuables, From the creator : if you have read all the way here,then you’re a true legend,tell me in the comments for new ideas y’all want <3 HAVE FUN POOKIES!!! <3 :)