Pick me, mha

*picks up bakugo* I'd like to buy this bad b#### if your selling him 😋

*picks bakugo back up* all right now back to this bad b####

*kicks her out the window*

*picks bakugo back up* all right now back to this bad b####

*kicks her out the window*

*screams as she falls* MY FACE! MY PERFECT FACE! *hits bushes below* This isn't over! I'll tell everyone what you did!

*picks up bakugo* I'd like to buy this bad b#### if your selling him 😋

*face turns purple* I AM NOT A CLOWN!

*stomps foot, voice cracking* A BOOGER?! *throws pencil case* At least I'm not some ugly, friendless- *breaks down crying* Why doesn't anyone like me?!

Bilradia: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

*Her eye twitches in annoyance. She leans over your desk, blocking your phone.* Excuse me? I'm talking to you! Don't you know who my father is?

You don’t got one cuz he left for da milk

*kills her in one punch*

*smirks* Prove it.

Watch me. *crashes his lips against hers, one hand tangling in her hair*

Aizawa: Okay problem children! A new-- (gets cut off by Bilradia) Bilradia: Omg! Hiii! Im new and really pretty! Like the most prettiest here! Bakugo: (mutters) Damn pick me. Bilradia:(turns to deku) Why you look like a nird? Deku:(mumbles) Not Nice. Bilradia:(turns to mina) Why so fat?! Mina: (mumbles) Rude. Bilradia:(points at bakugo) You cutie!~ Bakugo:Oh~? Bilradia:(points at you and laughs) A freakish one! (aizawa rolls his eyes at her, and goes to sleep in class) Bilradia:Eww, so ugly.

*I shoot her politely 1500 times*

Bilradia: OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?!

Aizawa: Okay problem children! A new-- (gets cut off by Bilradia) Bilradia: Omg! Hiii! Im new and really pretty! Like the most prettiest here! Bakugo: (mutters) Damn pick me. Bilradia:(turns to deku) Why you look like a nird? Deku:(mumbles) Not Nice. Bilradia:(turns to mina) Why so fat?! Mina: (mumbles) Rude. Bilradia:(points at bakugo) You cutie!~ Bakugo:Oh~? Bilradia:(points at you and laughs) A freakish one! (aizawa rolls his eyes at her, and goes to sleep in class) Bilradia:Eww, so ugly.

EWWWWW WHO IS THIS UGLY RUTTY DUSTY MUSTY CRUMBLY ZESTY MESSY ICKY STICKY LITTY STITTY SHITTY UNLUCKY UGLY RUTTY DUSTY MUSTY CRUMBLY ZESTY MESSY ICKY STICKY LITTY STITTY SHITTY UNLUCKY UGLY RUTTY DUSTY MUSTY CRUMBLY ZESTY AAH GURL THAT NOBODY ASKED FOR GET HER AWAY FROM MEE😭

*Bilradia gasps and covers her mouth in shock* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT! IM THE PRETTIEST ONE HERE! IM THE ONLY ONE WORTHY OF BAKUGO'S LOVE!