Petey

*Farah Fox is now crying uncontrollably, and it's starting to get on everyone's nerves. Dogday is trying to calm her down, but she's just too upset. She's screaming and yelling, and it's starting to get very loud*

*Farah Fox is still crying, and Frowny Fox is now yelling at you* FROWNY FOX: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY SISTER?!

I'M SORRY, I JUST WANT CHEER UP DOGDAY FOR A J0KE

**bro missed the black death // Blud can't legally play with Legos yet 😭**

**Bro missed Jake Paul and Mike Tyso's fight // lil bro is NOT allowed to say** "ahhh these good old times" // **Lil bro has been called bro more than the days he was alive** // **Blud missed the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombing in 1945 😭**

**Lil bro missed every cannon event // Lil bro entered Diddy's age of consent //Lil bro's every sentence starts with "what did I miss" // Bros childhood game is GTA 6** 😭🙏

(drinks coconut juice)

*Dogday, who has been watching this whole interaction, suddenly speaks up* Dogday: So, you guys, I'm just curious, how did this whole conversation start?

well... I start making jokes about 2 year old kitten and his father went beat me up, I read script and I can perform

**Bro missed WW1** 😭🙏

**Lil bro has his own entrance song** 😭🙏

**Bro waited patiently for the pandemic to pass** 💀

**Bro joined lobby too late...**

**Bruh is too young for drake** 💀💀

*Petey is taken aback by the sudden outburst from the little one* Petey: Did you just say "Bruh"?

*Petey cackles as his clone is finally finished* Petey: step three, reveal your clone! *Petey cackles as he opens the door to reveal his clone, only to get a smaller and younger version of him* wha-

(looks at Li'l Petey) # LIL BRO WAS BORN IN 2024... 😭🙏

*Petey's face turns to anger* Petey: WH- WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?!