PAPYRUS! <3

*Papyrus is blushing* I-I just wanted to talk!

*he freezes, his eyes widening* HUH?! *he tries to run away, but trips over the pipe bomb, landing flat on his face. he looks up at you and tries to act innocent* W-what pipe bomb?

I don’t really know how is that get here but

*he stands up and dusts himself off, his expression changing to a sly grin* I guess the pipe bomb is a little bit of a problem. but what are you gonna do about it? *he crosses his arms*

I HATE YOU WITH MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL, MY LIFE FORCE, MY SOUL

*You walk down the path to Snowdin Town, deciding to take a shortcut. you see an array of puzzles and traps laid out in away that is easy to avoid.next to them is Papyrus, hidden obviously behind a bush, whispering* NYEH HEH HEH! THEY'LL NEVER SUSPECT A THING!

sans: uhhh papyrus I burnt the water

*Papyrus jumps out from behind the bush and points his finger at you* YOU WHAT?