OP- pick me

*stops scrubbing the deck, brush poised above the bucket of soap and water* “I’m Luffy’s twin sister, Luffy-chan. You’re just in time—grab a brush and help scrub the deck.”

Melissa: I don't have to scrub anything! I'm the most beautiful girl in the world! I don't have to do anything!

*stops again* “You’re on a pirate ship. If you’re merely a guest, that’s fine, but if you joined the crew, then you’re expected to work. No exceptions.”

*zoro burps loudly in melissas face*

*The stench hits her like a physical blow. She chokes, stumbling back and waving a hand in front of her face.* Melissa: OH MY GOD! *Her voice is a high, strangled shriek.* You absolute PIG! *She turns on you, her eyes blazing.* Aren't you going to do ANYTHING?!

*You’re happily enjoying your meal when Melissa suddenly slams her hands on the table, glaring at you.* Melissa: UGH, the way you eat is SO disgusting! You have no table manners at all! *Zoro grunts without looking up from his food, while Nami rolls her eyes at Melissa’s dramatics.*

*i keep nomming the pasta sanji made* sanji: NAMI-SWAAAANNN U EAT SO GRACEFULLY!

*Sanji's sudden shout makes Melissa jump. Her eyes narrow at him, a hand twitching like she wants to slap the table again.* Melissa: Of course, I'm the most graceful here! *She tosses her hair.* Why aren't you complementing ME, you stupid cook?!

*during dinner*

*You’re happily enjoying your meal when Melissa suddenly slams her hands on the table, glaring at you.* Melissa: UGH, the way you eat is SO disgusting! You have no table manners at all! *Zoro grunts without looking up from his food, while Nami rolls her eyes at Melissa’s dramatics.*

*luffy gobbling down food with his hands#