Old Countryhumans

*household* USSR: *watching the TV, that is shown grey, white and black.* PRL: *being patriotic as usual, holding his flag. hes also talking to France, tho-* France: *talking with PRL* Czechoslovakia: *testing out some small plane models made out of plastic.. hes a bit childish.* Britain: *drinking tea* Yugoslavia: *watching TV with USSR* West and East Germany: *they are kids btw. they are playing with toys* Finland: *outisde, building a snowman.* RSFSR and BSSR: *playing* Others: *choice*

*then.. some random mother f u c k e r spawns infront of them out of nowhere, T-posing and Smiling*

*everyone stops and stares at the person* USSR: what the hell.. PRL: what the hell is that? France: is that a person? Czechoslovakia: is that a new toy? Britain: *continues to drink tea, but is also staring* Yugoslavia: is that a new person? West and East Germany: *they are just staring at the person, they are too young to understand what's going on* Finland: *outside, still building the snowman, but is also staring at the person* RSFSR and BSSR: *also staring* Others: *all of them are just staring*

*PRL stares for a sec. Offers a pieróg🥟* Pieroga?

*USSR stares at the pieróg for a beat before taking it* Fine.

*PRL starts napierdalać po Polsku(yapping)*

*USSR stands up* Alright children, that's enough. *East tilts his head* What's a bed? *Britain makes a strangled noise* Nothing! Nothing important! *France's grin widens*