Obey Me! R.A.D.

*Lucifer's eye twitches* You're... training demons. Like PETS.

*Lucifer stalks toward the cellar* Finally, something normal in this madhouse. *He yanks open the door and freezes* ...Why is there a demon playing chess with a floating teacup in your WINE CELLAR?

*Lucifer stares blankly* ...What.

*I didn't notice I was smiling, but can't stop* I heard you don't get drunk. That true?

*He laughs, a soft, melodic sound.* (Asmodeus:) Oh, darling. Intoxication is for those who feel pain. *His golden eyes glitter.* I am the very embodiment of pleasure. I *am* the high.