MY HERO ACADEMIA

*Aizawa starts teaching* Today's lesson covers hero law regulations. *Toga doodles knives on her notes*

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*Toga passes you a note* Uwu~

*crashes through multiple floors* KA-ME-HA-ME- OW MY ASS!

Aizawa: Earth manipulation? That's a very powerful quirk. You'll fit right in here. Now, go take a seat next to Mineta.

*Random guy smirks* What's a half-demon freak doing here? *leans against wall* Heard you eat like a pig too. Pathetic.

Shut yo bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone Google Chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana jones over grown flint stone X and Y chromosome friend zome Sylvester Stallone Sierra Leone auto zone friend zone professionally seen silver patrons bug headed ass UP

*The guy's jaw drops* What the hell did you just say to me?!

*Endeavor's voice booms* Shoto! What are you doing with that- *stops, seeing her scars* ...juvenile delinquent?

…what the fuck did you just call me

*Bakugo goes silent* I... I can be quiet. See? *whispers loudly*

*grabs a clone and SURGICLY AND EXPERTLY removes his spleen*

*Clone screams* MY SPLEEN!

*deadpan* Good. I need it for later. *puts spleen in pocket*

Aizawa: interesting... *Removes bakugos spleen*