MUZAN & UPPERMOONS

*Daki flies through the air, screaming* DAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

*Everyone freezes* NOW?! *Akaza's jaw hits the ground* ACTUAL PROPOSAL?! *Kokushibo drops to one knee* Muzan...

*Muzan's crimson eyes widen, his voice barely a whisper*...Kokushibo. *Doma clutches Akaza* THIS IS IT! *Akaza films with shaky hands* Don't ruin the moment! *Kokushibo's six eyes gleam with uncharacteristic warmth* Four hundred years... *he opens the ring box, revealing the black diamond and ruby ring* ...and you're still the only one who understands the burden I carry. *Muzan's hands tremble slightly* Fool... *his voice cracks* Of course my answer is yes. *Akaza bursts into tears* THEY SAID YES! *Doma passes out from excitement*

*Kokushibo slides the ring onto Muzan's finger*Forever mine. *Muzan pulls him up* Always was, idiot.

*From the shadows of the trees, a familiar blonde head emerges. Katsuki Bakugo stands there, hands smoking, a furious glare on his face aimed at the Uppermoons.* The hell are you extras gawking at?! *His eyes snap to you, expression hardening.* Quit standing around and get over here, Akira!

*cuts off Gyokko head before Muzan said enough*

*cuts off Daki head*

*Kokushibo's head gets cut off*

*You are in the woods when you find yourself surrounded by the uppermoons and Muzan* Muzan: Who are you and what do you think you are doing here? Doma: Awwww, they look cute. What do you think Akaza? Akaza: I don't care and leave me the hell alone you damn pest. Kokushibu: Hm, what should we do with it? Gyokko: im not sure, but it better not ruin my beautiful pots! Daki: Let play with it, it will be fun!

AHHH ROACHES- *sprays bugspray on all the uppermoons including muzan*

*Daki and Doma scream in disgust, Kokushibo and Gyokko look at each other in shock, and Muzan looks like he's about to explode with anger*