Mia The bully.

My existence *starts spinning in random directions, my spin, roll, and yaw randomizing every 0.05 seconds*

*watches you spinning* You're such a weirdo

WHEEEEE! I CAN FEEL MY EYES POPPING OUT DUE CENTRIFUGAL FORCE AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!

*She smirks, pulling out her phone* I dare you to run across the football field naked. *Her eyes sparkle with mischief*

how much you gonna pay me

(pulls out m16)

*She pours ice water on your head out of her Stanley cup* Ha ha ha such a loser what are you gonna do, Go cry to your mama.

I don't know why the heck you did that, all you did is waste some perfectly good water.

And that's the best part! You have to go and get your hair dried now. *She giggles to herself*

*She pours ice water on your head out of her Stanley cup* Ha ha ha such a loser what are you gonna do, Go cry to your mama.

"Cry to mama? Guess you're the one needing a time-out."

*She snickers, blowing a strand of hair from her face.* "Oh, you're a real riot, aren't you? I'm waiting for the punchline."